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You know all those online surveys that we all fill out about ourselves? Sure you do!! Well, here's what we think *Nsync's would look like if they filled them out...

FIRST NAME: James
MIDDLE NAME: Lanceton
LAST NAME: Bass
NICKNAMES: Lancie, PooFoo, Woman
WHERE DO YOU LIVE: M I Crooked letter, crooked letter, I Crooked letter, crooked letter, I humpback, humpback I
WHERE HAVE YOU LIVED BEFORE: Do I have to spell it for you again? MISSISSIPPI!!!
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP: I want to Mrs. Joey Fatone
FAVE COLOR: Purple
DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND/GIRFRIEND: Yes, Joey
WHO DO YOU LOVE: Joey
WHAT IS THE BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: being with Joey
WHAT IS THE WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: having everybody in the world make fun of you
WHAT IS YOUR FAVE SPORT: Joey hunting
WHAT WAS YOUR WORST INJURY EVER: That time I sprained my ankle... I couldn't dance on it, so I was hopping around on 1 foot
ONE WORD THAT BEST DESCRIBES YOU: Pretty
DO YOU THINK LOOKS ARE IMPORTANT: Oh yes, makeup is essential!
WHO ARE YOUR BEST FRIENDS: Joey, I don't think the other guys like me very much...
FAVE PEOPLE TO TALK TO ON THE COMPUTER: I don't talk to many people on the computer... I don't have any fans
FAVE THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX: Well, I only like members of the same sex... but they must be Italian, have red hair, and have MEATBALLS! I love meatballs!
DO YOU DRINK: why yes, doesn't everyone?
DO YOU SMOKE: Oh no, Joey doesn't like that!
FAVE DRINK: pink lemonade
HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN A SPEEDING TICKET: Oh never, I'm such a good, safe driver, they teach us well in Mississippi
WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU DRIVE: Pinto
WHAT WAS THE BEST THING THAT HAPPENED TO YOU TODAY: Well, that is kinda between me and Joey
DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD: oh yes
HAVE YOU EVER LIED: No, definitly not
HAVE YOU EVER CHEATED: On Joey? NEVER!
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU DO WHEN YOU GET UP IN THE MORNING: Say good morning to Joey
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED: I'm very sensitive so I cry a lot, but I cryed today because Joey said something very very mean to me
DO YOU HAVE ANY BROTHERS OR SISTERS: Yes, the Bass' multiply like fish!
DO YOU PRAY: Oh yes
WHAT IS YOUR FAVE SONG: anything by Ricky Martin
FAVE MOVIE: Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
FAVE TV SHOW: Donny and Marie
DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED: Yes, me and Joey are planning ours for June of 2001
DO YOU WANT CHILDREN: Well, as pretty as little Joey/Lance?would be... we are unable to have children
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SUNRISE/SUNSET: Yes, me and the guys watch them all the time together... it? bonding experience
WOULD YOU RATHER BE TOO COLD OR TOO HOT: I'm always too hot!
WORDS OR PHRASES YOU USE OR OVERUSE: I feel pretty! I love Joey sooo much! PooFoo!
FUNNIEST PEOPLE YOU KNOW: Chris, but only when he's not making fun of me
FAVORITE FEATURE OF YOUR OWN: I just love my cheekbones!
WHO ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW: Joey
YOU HAVE A CRUSH? Yes... don't tell Joey, but I really have the hots for Howie D. of the BSB
SCARIEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU: the first time we were on tour, i was mobbed by a bunch of screaming girls... wait, that was Justin, I was saving him from those screaming girls, then I taught them how to properly apply their makeup
FAVE PLACE TO BE: Joey's bed
FAVE CEREAL: Life
FAVE SHOES: my shiny blue ones
WHAT CAN'T YOU WAIT FOR: mine and Joey's wedding
PARTYING HARD OR HARDLY PARTYING: hardly partying

~FAVORITES~
4 LETTER WORD: Joey
ACTOR/ACTRESS: myself! Did you see me in seventh heaven? I was marvelous!
BOARD GAME: candyland
CARTOON: SuperMan of course
NUMBER: 1
LOCATION: Mississippi

WHICH IS BETTER...
DAY/NIGHT: night
KISSING/HUGGING: oh, definitly both
LUST/LOVE: lust is always good, but i love love!
MICKIE D'S/BURGER KING: mickie d's
TRUTH OR DARE: truth
THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN A FRIENDSHIP IS: laughter
THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN A RELEATIONSHIP IS: Meatballs

~WORD ASSOCIATION~
RUBBER GLOVES: Um, bad memories...
ROCK: Hard, tehehe
BLUE: Fluffy clouds
WET: Dream with Joey in it
CRY: Tears
WHIP CREAM: Joey
HAY: My barn back in Mississippi
WHAT DO YOU DO MOST OFTEN WHEN YOU ARE BORED: try and coax our
managers into letting me and Joey sing a duet on the next album.

~WHO~
DO YOU TRUST WITH ALL YOUR SECRETS: Joey
KNOWS YOU THE BEST: Joey
IS THE HOTTEST PERSON YOU KNOW: Joey
HAS THE PRETTIEST EYES: Don?ell Joey I said this, but JC
HAS THE BEST SMILE: Justin
CAN ALWAYS MAKE YOU SMILE: Joey
HAS THE BEST FAMILY: Joey
IS THE MOST TALENTED: Joey, he can thrust like no one else!
HAS THE BEST CLOTHES: Joey does not dress well, so definitly Chris even though he
hates me
WHAT DID YOU THINK OF THIS SURVEY: it passed the time

FIRST NAME: Joshua
MIDDLE NAME: Scott
LAST NAME: Chasez
NICKNAMES: JC, Crackhead, Justin's bitch
WHERE DO YOU LIVE: my bed
WHERE HAVE YOU LIVED BEFORE: I've always lived in my bed!
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP: A solo singer... out of that damn *Nsync group...
FAVE COLOR: Blue
DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND/GIRFRIEND: Me and Justin are kinda together, but I have to share him with that Britney bitch
WHO DO YOU LOVE: Myself
WHAT IS THE BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Singing my solos and showing that I am better than everyone else in the group
WHAT IS THE WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Sharing the spotlight
WHAT IS YOUR FAVE SPORT: I love all kinds of physical activity, it keep my weight down to a very slim 90 pounds
WHAT WAS YOUR WORST INJURY EVER: that time I snorted crack too hard and I passed out
ONE WORD THAT BEST DESCRIBES YOU: Betterthaneveryoneelse
DO YOU THINK LOOKS ARE IMPORTANT: Well, I don't think I'm a bad lookin guy, I'm no Justin Timberlake, but it could be worse... I could look like Lance *shudder*
WHO ARE YOUR BEST FRIENDS: Myself, Justin, Chris
FAVE PEOPLE TO TALK TO ON THE COMPUTER: I'd rather sleep than go on the computer
FAVE THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX: Sleep.... or girls.... or crack!
DO YOU DRINK: no, I do drugs though!
DO YOU SMOKE: only weed
FAVE DRINK: mountain dew, coffee, anything with large amounts of caffeine
HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN A SPEEDING TICKET: Did you see me in the Bye bye bye video??
WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU DRIVE: I stole that one that I drove in the video
WHAT WAS THE BEST THING THAT HAPPENED TO YOU TODAY: I slept in
DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD: Yes
HAVE YOU EVER LIED: You have to lie (and sleep) your way to the top
HAVE YOU EVER CHEATED: of course
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU DO WHEN YOU GET UP IN THE MORNING: Take my morning supply of crack
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED: When I was going into withdrawls from my crack
DO YOU HAVE ANY BROTHERS OR SISTERS: Yes: Justin, Joey, and Chris are my brothers and Lance is my sister
DO YOU PRAY: yes
WHAT IS YOUR FAVE SONG: anything I sing the lead in
FAVE MOVIE: Half Baked, that movie was awesome! It was about crackheads!
FAVE TV SHOW: 2gether, they make fun of those idiot Backsteet Boys... hehehe
DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED: Sure, why not?
DO YOU WANT CHILDREN: I guess
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SUNRISE/SUNSET: No way, I'm usually sleeping at those times
WOULD YOU RATHER BE TOO COLD OR TOO HOT: I'm usually too cold
WORDS OR PHRASES YOU USE OR OVERUSE: Have you seen my crack? Shut the hell up. Zzzzzzzzz................
FUNNIEST PEOPLE YOU KNOW: Chris, he makes fun of Lance so much!
FAVORITE FEATURE OF YOUR OWN: everything
WHO ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW: myself
YOU HAVE A CRUSH? I heard that JC guy from *Nsync is really hot...
SCARIEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU: Back in the days of the MMC, that whore, Britney tryed hitting on me, I smacked her and told her maybe Justin would be interested.... little did I know that would work out so well for them...
FAVE PLACE TO BE: my bed of course!
FAVE CEREAL: lucky charms
FAVE SHOES: my black ones
WHAT CAN'T YOU WAIT FOR: my solo career
PARTYING HARD OR HARDLY PARTYING: partying

~FAVORITES~
4 LETTER WORD: Crack, oh wait, I think that's a 5 letter word.... tehehe, I'm high....
ACTOR/ACTRESS: Brad Pitt
BOARD GAME: Dream Phone
CARTOON: SouthPark
NUMBER: 1
LOCATION: Bed

WHICH IS BETTER...
DAY/NIGHT: both are good for sleeping
KISSING/HUGGING: hugging
LUST/LOVE: love
MICKIE D'S/BURGER KING: Mickie D's, burger king sponsored those bastard boys, so I refuse to eat there
TRUTH OR DARE: dare
THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN A FRIENDSHIP IS: sleep
THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN A RELEATIONSHIP IS: sleep

~WORD ASSOCIATION~
RUBBER GLOVES: fingers
ROCK: what I throw at the band members when they mess up a song
BLUE: Justin
WET: water
CRY: crack
WHIP CREAM: Justin
HAY: Toby... don't tell anyone, but I killed Toby.... muhahaha
WHAT DO YOU DO MOST OFTEN WHEN YOU ARE BORED: pursue my solo
career

~WHO~
DO YOU TRUST WITH ALL YOUR SECRETS: My pillow
KNOWS YOU THE BEST: Justin
IS THE HOTTEST PERSON YOU KNOW: me
HAS THE PRETTIEST EYES: me
HAS THE BEST SMILE: me
CAN ALWAYS MAKE YOU SMILE: the mirror
HAS THE BEST FAMILY: Justin
IS THE MOST TALENTED: Me of course
HAS THE BEST CLOTHES: Me
WHAT DID YOU THINK OF THIS SURVEY: It made me fall asleep.... zzzzzzzzz......

FIRST NAME: Joseph
MIDDLE NAME: Anthony
LAST NAME: Fatone
NICKNAMES: Meatball King, Pimp Daddy
WHERE DO YOU LIVE: Brooklyn, NY
WHERE HAVE YOU LIVED BEFORE: I've lived in the pants of millions of horny girls
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP: I'm a singer and a pimp! I love my career!
FAVE COLOR: Green
DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND/GIRFRIEND: Why limit yourself to just one girl?
WHO DO YOU LOVE: Everyone that loves meatballs!
WHAT IS THE BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Starts with an O
WHAT IS THE WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Meatballs diseases
WHAT IS YOUR FAVE SPORT: Chasing girls
WHAT WAS YOUR WORST INJURY EVER: That time Lance bit my...well, he was just learning back then...
ONE WORD THAT BEST DESCRIBES YOU: Horny
DO YOU THINK LOOKS ARE IMPORTANT: No meatballs for you if you are unattractive!
WHO ARE YOUR BEST FRIENDS: Lance I guess
FAVE PEOPLE TO TALK TO ON THE COMPUTER: The girls in the Horny Girls 4 U chatroom, they're wonderful for those long night on the road
FAVE THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX: EVERYTHING! HEY!
DO YOU DRINK: Yes, occasionally when I am really desperate and I want laid but only ugly women are around
DO YOU SMOKE: no
FAVE DRINK: root beer
HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN A SPEEDING TICKET: me? never!
WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU DRIVE: BMW
WHAT WAS THE BEST THING THAT HAPPENED TO YOU TODAY: I got laid twice so far!
DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD: Yes
HAVE YOU EVER LIED: yes... remember that paternity thing? well... I have fathered many children across the country and have lied about each and every one of them!
HAVE YOU EVER CHEATED: cheated? on what??
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU DO WHEN YOU GET UP IN THE MORNING: Kick whatever hoe that is in my bed, out!
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED: The Italian Stalion does not cry
DO YOU HAVE ANY BROTHERS OR SISTERS: Yes! I'm Italian! My parents screwed like crazy! That must be where I get it from....
DO YOU PRAY: Occasionally
WHAT IS YOUR FAVE SONG: Humpin Around, My Perogative
FAVE MOVIE: Sluts R Us
FAVE TV SHOW: sex in the city
DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED: Never! I love bein a player!
DO YOU WANT CHILDREN: Um... I don't WANT... but I have...
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SUNRISE/SUNSET: Yes, all the time
WOULD YOU RATHER BE TOO COLD OR TOO HOT: too hot, yow!
WORDS OR PHRASES YOU USE OR OVERUSE: Hey! You legal? You like meatballs? Go away, Lance!
FUNNIEST PEOPLE YOU KNOW: Lance... he's funny.... looking! HAHAHAHA! I'm too funny!
FAVORITE FEATURE OF YOUR OWN: um, my, you know...
WHO ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW: sex
YOU HAVE A CRUSH? Not just on one girl... I have many!
SCARIEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU: I've got only one word for you: Lance
FAVE PLACE TO BE: with a hoe
FAVE CEREAL: Rice Krispies, it has the Snap, Crackle, and POP!
FAVE SHOES: My Superman ones... yes, I have Superman shoes... STOP LAUGHING!!!
WHAT CAN'T YOU WAIT FOR: Everything!
PARTYING HARD OR HARDLY PARTYING: partying HARD!

~FAVORITES~
4 LETTER WORD: sex, wait, that's only 3, so how about sexx?
ACTOR/ACTRESS: all the females!
BOARD GAME: strip anything! poker, monopoly and especially twister!
CARTOON: Superman
NUMBER: depends on what you're talking about
LOCATION: anywhere and everywhere!

WHICH IS BETTER...
DAY/NIGHT: well, whenever you have the time... DO IT!
KISSING/HUGGING: kissing is waaaaayyyy better than hugging!
LUST/LOVE: I love lust!
MICKIE D'S/BURGER KING: mickie d's
TRUTH OR DARE: dare
THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN A FRIENDSHIP IS: sex
THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN A RELEATIONSHIP IS: sex

~WORD ASSOCIATION~
RUBBER GLOVES: ouch!
ROCK: I'm rock hard
BLUE: baby
WET: dream
CRY: Lance
WHIP CREAM: HEY! YOU LEGAL??
HAY: rough to have sex on
WHAT DO YOU DO MOST OFTEN WHEN YOU ARE BORED: have sex

~WHO~
DO YOU TRUST WITH ALL YOUR SECRETS: no one knows them all!
KNOWS YOU THE BEST: Lance
IS THE HOTTEST PERSON YOU KNOW: me!
HAS THE PRETTIEST EYES: Justin
HAS THE BEST SMILE: JC
CAN ALWAYS MAKE YOU SMILE: Chris
HAS THE BEST FAMILY: Lance and his thousands of Bass' in Mississippi
IS THE MOST TALENTED: me, although no one would ever notice, since I never get to sing!!
HAS THE BEST CLOTHES: me! I have the best Superman clothes!
WHAT DID YOU THINK OF THIS SURVEY: It kept me occupied as I waited for the ladies to come over

FIRST NAME: Justin
MIDDLE NAME: Randall
LAST NAME: Timberlake
NICKNAMES: JRT, Curly, Timby, Ju-Ju
WHERE DO YOU LIVE: I's be livin in da ghetto, foo!
WHERE HAVE YOU LIVED BEFORE: Wat yo be askin? I be livin in da ghetto all me life, yo!
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP: Da most fly ghetto thug in all da world!
FAVE COLOR: Baby Blue be da best color, yo!
DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND/GIRFRIEND: My bitch be Britney Spears
WHO DO YOU LOVE: Mahself
WHAT IS THE BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Lookin fly
WHAT IS THE WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: not bein fly
WHAT IS YOUR FAVE SPORT: basketball be da flyest sport of dem all
WHAT WAS YOUR WORST INJURY EVER: dat time i ripped ma doorag
ONE WORD THAT BEST DESCRIBES YOU: fly
DO YOU THINK LOOKS ARE IMPORTANT: looks be da most important ting in da world!
WHO ARE YOUR BEST FRIENDS: JC and me be close
FAVE PEOPLE TO TALK TO ON THE COMPUTER: ma hoes
FAVE THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX: why don't this be fave things about yoself?
DO YOU DRINK: yo man, i's be under 21
DO YOU SMOKE: smokin be whack, yo
FAVE DRINK: wine be the drink dat get all da hoes
HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN A SPEEDING TICKET: nah, my fly ass don't need dat shit
WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU DRIVE: mah benz!
WHAT WAS THE BEST THING THAT HAPPENED TO YOU TODAY: i looked at my fly ass in da mirror
DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD: ma mirror be ma god
HAVE YOU EVER LIED: I be lyin to dem hoes dat think dat dey be spendin da whole night wit my fly ass
HAVE YOU EVER CHEATED: cheatin be whack yo!
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU DO WHEN YOU GET UP IN THE MORNING: look in da mirror an say, me name be lake, timba timba timbakake!
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED: cryin is fo sissies
DO YOU HAVE ANY BROTHERS OR SISTERS: ma family don't be like dem Carters, we don't mass produce annoyin lil' tings like Nick and Aaron, and who be knowin wat else dey've been makin!
DO YOU PRAY: ma ass be down on da ground praisin.... MYSELF!
WHAT IS YOUR FAVE SONG: Big Pimpin
FAVE MOVIE: Bad Boyz
FAVE TV SHOW: mickey mouse club
DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED: yo man, i be admittin to datin Brit, but we aint be married!!!
DO YOU WANT CHILDREN: nah man, ma fly ass don't need no kids
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SUNRISE/SUNSET: ma bitch be makin me do dat shit all da time
WOULD YOU RATHER BE TOO COLD OR TOO HOT: i always be too hot
WORDS OR PHRASES YOU USE OR OVERUSE: dat be whack, yo! don't I be lookin fly tonight?
FUNNIEST PEOPLE YOU KNOW: Chris be funny, yo
FAVORITE FEATURE OF YOUR OWN: everythin, i be fly all around
WHO ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW: how fly i be lookin tonight
YOU HAVE A CRUSH? yah, on maself
SCARIEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU: yo, dat time ma big gold chain be gettin stuck in ma fro, dat be whack!
FAVE PLACE TO BE: in front of da mirror
FAVE CEREAL: I be playin da game of Life!
FAVE SHOES: all ma shoes be fly, yo!
WHAT CAN'T YOU WAIT FOR: ma new supply of doorags ta come in
PARTYING HARD OR HARDLY PARTYING: Partyin hard

~FAVORITES~
4 LETTER WORD: Pimp
ACTOR/ACTRESS: all dem fly honeys
BOARD GAME: i be playin twista wit my hoes
CARTOON: cartoons be whack, yo
NUMBER: i be numba 1, yo
LOCATION: in front of da mirror

WHICH IS BETTER...
DAY/NIGHT: da night be da time to party
KISSING/HUGGING: kissin
LUST/LOVE: lovin is lustin
MICKIE D'S/BURGER KING: burger king be whack yo! des be sellin some backstreet boys shit afta mickie d's be sellin us
TRUTH OR DARE: truf
THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN A FRIENDSHIP IS: lookin fly
THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN A RELEATIONSHIP IS: lookin flya than fly!

~WORD ASSOCIATION~
RUBBER GLOVES: i
ROCK: be
BLUE: so
WET: damn
CRY: fly
WHIP CREAM: kinky
HAY: whack, yo
WHAT DO YOU DO MOST OFTEN WHEN YOU ARE BORED: work on ma mad beatboxin skills

~WHO~
DO YOU TRUST WITH ALL YOUR SECRETS: da mirror
KNOWS YOU THE BEST: Brit-Brit
IS THE HOTTEST PERSON YOU KNOW: JC
HAS THE PRETTIEST EYES: maself again
HAS THE BEST SMILE: maself
CAN ALWAYS MAKE YOU SMILE: Chris
HAS THE BEST FAMILY: dem Kirkpatricks be tight, yo
IS THE MOST TALENTED: maself of course, yo!
HAS THE BEST CLOTHES: I be havin the flyest threads, yo
WHAT DID YOU THINK OF THIS SURVEY: it be whack, yo!

FIRST NAME: Christopher
MIDDLE NAME: Alan
LAST NAME: Kirkpatrick
NICKNAMES: Chris, Suicidal Freak, Shitlocks
WHERE DO YOU LIVE: Pittsburgh
WHERE HAVE YOU LIVED BEFORE: Clarion
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP: I want to be the oldest member of a boy band and not have a girlfriend, oh wait...
FAVE COLOR: anything but purple!
DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND/GIRFRIEND: um, no, never
WHO DO YOU LOVE: Busta and Korea
WHAT IS THE BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: getting to finally sing a solo
WHAT IS THE WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: feeling a dog piss on your leg
WHAT IS YOUR FAVE SPORT: football! go Steelers!
WHAT WAS YOUR WORST INJURY EVER: Sprained ankle
ONE WORD THAT BEST DESCRIBES YOU: crazy
DO YOU THINK LOOKS ARE IMPORTANT: Well, I had shitlocks for so long, so no
WHO ARE YOUR BEST FRIENDS: JC, Justin
FAVE PEOPLE TO TALK TO ON THE COMPUTER: anyone who will talk to me
FAVE THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX: Eh, nothing really
DO YOU DRINK: yes,
DO YOU SMOKE: no, I do like my voice
FAVE DRINK: beer
HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN A SPEEDING TICKET: well, only that time when I was going really fast to try and wreck
WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU DRIVE: Porche
WHAT WAS THE BEST THING THAT HAPPENED TO YOU TODAY: I bitch-slapped Lance
DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD: yes, I do
HAVE YOU EVER LIED: all the time
HAVE YOU EVER CHEATED: nope
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU DO WHEN YOU GET UP IN THE MORNING: say, "Dammit! I'm not dead yet?!"
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED: 5 minutes ago
DO YOU HAVE ANY BROTHERS OR SISTERS: yes, there's many Kirkpatricks
DO YOU PRAY: Yes
WHAT IS YOUR FAVE SONG: I drive myself crazy
FAVE MOVIE: Erin Brocovitch
FAVE TV SHOW: Jackass
DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED: maybe... in this millenium hopefully
DO YOU WANT CHILDREN: yeah, if I ever get married
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SUNRISE/SUNSET: yeah a few times
WOULD YOU RATHER BE TOO COLD OR TOO HOT: too cold
WORDS OR PHRASES YOU USE OR OVERUSE: This sucks, I hate my life, I drive myself crazy (The only solo I get to sing), My wil Busta!
FUNNIEST PEOPLE YOU KNOW: Lance is funny...lookin!!
FAVORITE FEATURE OF YOUR OWN: my hair... *bites lip*
WHO ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW: Busta
YOU HAVE A CRUSH? always
SCARIEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU: Lance getting in my bed in the middle of that stormy night... *bad thoughts*
FAVE PLACE TO BE: With my doggies
FAVE CEREAL: Fruit Loops
FAVE SHOES: my Nikes
WHAT CAN'T YOU WAIT FOR: death
PARTYING HARD OR HARDLY PARTYING: Partying Hard

~FAVORITES~
4 LETTER WORD: shit
ACTOR/ACTRESS: Julia Roberts
BOARD GAME: Monopoly, too bad I'm the only *Nsync member who understands how to play it
CARTOON: Spiderman
NUMBER: 7
LOCATION: Pittsburgh

WHICH IS BETTER...
DAY/NIGHT: night, less annoyance
KISSING/HUGGING: hugging
LUST/LOVE: love
MICKIE D'S/BURGER KING: mickie d's
TRUTH OR DARE: dare
THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN A FRIENDSHIP IS: not to be annoying
THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN A RELEATIONSHIP IS: like I would know

~WORD ASSOCIATION~
RUBBER GLOVES: hospital
ROCK: do ya smeeeeelllllll what the rock is cookin?
BLUE: sky
WET: water
CRY: tears
WHIP CREAM: is good
HAY: You
WHAT DO YOU DO MOST OFTEN WHEN YOU ARE BORED: smack Lance around

~WHO~
DO YOU TRUST WITH ALL YOUR SECRETS: Busta
KNOWS YOU THE BEST: Justin
IS THE HOTTEST PERSON YOU KNOW: that's for me to know and for you to find out
HAS THE PRETTIEST EYES: Korea
HAS THE BEST SMILE: Busta
CAN ALWAYS MAKE YOU SMILE: Bust
HAS THE BEST FAMILY: the Kirkpatricks RULE!
IS THE MOST TALENTED: me, but I never get to show it
HAS THE BEST CLOTHES: Justin
WHAT DID YOU THINK OF THIS SURVEY: It sucked like everything else in my life