JUST GOT LAID Thank God it's Sunday night... And we just got....laid (bootie bootie bootie bootie, bootie bootie bootie bootie, bootie bootie bootie bootie, ........) Let's get this concert Started...ohhh ...yeahhhh.....ohhhhh... Just got laid Sunday night Justin humpin..feelin right Skank-ass bootie all around Bring out *Nsync so we can all get on down Check my mirror, looking fly Pick-up Marisa Jump in De's ride Larry complainin all the time De just screams out, Larry you can't drive! Feelin sooo scared Don't you know that with him we can't get there! So let's say our prayers Dear God....oh oh oh ohhhhohh Just got laid Sunday night, Justin humpin ...Feelin right, Skank-ass bootie all around Bring out *Nsync so we can all get on down Rap: Yo- Nick says gettin to Pitt is impossible and Larry lookin at the people just stops car And we're not very far , from the stadium gate Hopin'we didn't get there a little late So we go get our shirts and blow our doe, Hike to our seats to watch the show And you notice our smiles our like Kool-Aid Cuz we just got laid uh... In peanut heaven rockin to the beat... Listening to Phil Collins cds Sickly young talents standin by But our girl Pink looked really fly.. We loved the way JC moved And Chris looked so sweet when he's movin to the beat We're tired of all these other boybands, Joey So why don't we get on down Meatballs all around... Just got laid Sunday night, Justin humpin'....Feelin right, Skank-ass bootie all around Bring out *Nsync so we can all get on down Just got laid Sunday night, Justin humpin'...Feelin right, skank-ass bootie all around Bring out Nsync so we can all get on down Say Poo (say Poo) Say Poo Foo (Say Poo Foo) Say Lance is gay (Say Poo) Heyyyyyyyyyyyy..........LANCE! Just got laid Sunday night, (Just got laid...it's Sunday) Justin humpin(this boy is really jumpin) Feelin right, (Chris and Lance got in a fight) Skank-ass bootie all around Bring out *Nsync so we can all get on down Just tell us where Gram Kirkpatrick is Tell where the porta potty is Tell where the funnel cake is Tell us where their dressin room is Give Joey some Spam And he'll get on down Just got laid Sunday night, (just got laid it's Sunday/We're gonna have ourselves a good time/Sittin down in down town Pittsburgh/Have no clue where De's mom is at/So we spread the blanket and sit on our ass) We sit on down We sit on dowwwwwwwwnnnnnnn....yeahhhhhhyeahyeah (Larry): Where's the car hun?
SHAPE OF NICK'S GUT Nick, please try to eat me... Stay here, don't put out the cream filling Eat me now don't bother.. if every twinkie makes me fatter you can't save me from the fat ass I've become... oh yeah looking back on the things i ate.... I was trying to gain some weight I ate my twinkie in the dark now let me show you the shape of Nick's gut twinkies are beautiful.. hoho's are tragical so eat me I can't gain weight alone eat me now don't bother.... if every twinkie makes me fatter you can't save me from the FAT ASS I've become...... ohhhhhhhh Repeat chorus I'm here with my confession... got no twinkies to eat no more I don't know when to stop... but to show you the shape of my gut... I'm looking back on things I ate I never want to gain so much weight eat you in the dark now let me show you the shape of nick's gut repeat chorus(2) Show you... the shape... of.... NICK'S GUT...... |