Group Agenda ~All other boy bands are destroyed ~No more lame merchandise ~No more touring--all the fans must come to THEM ~Orlando is now capital of the world ~No more cramped tour buses Joey's Agenda ~Make sure prostitution is allowed, but only for him ~Start the Fatone Edible Underwear line ~Porn is available on every street corner ~Every Italian man is allowed to have a harem of girls in his house ~Polygomy, Shmalygomy--have as many wives as you want ~Making no sense is next to godliness ~Red hair is damn cool JC's Agenda ~Give all the straving children of the world a job; growing his "crops" ~All clothing must be tight and have no sleeves ~Being serious is very cool ~Screw work--sleep all day ~Start a new campaign--Crack: The Other White Powder Justin's Agenda ~Some sort of doo-rag clothing must be worn at all times ~Ebonics is the official international language ~Sequins and rhinestones score you extra points ~All humans will be genetically engineered to have naturally curly blonde hair ~"Yo" must be said an average of 30.7 times a day ~All hair-straightening devices must be destroyed Chris's Agenda ~No more albinos from Mississippi ~Everyone must have a pug dog and name it after a rapper ~Kill every Bass you see--they cannot be allowed to reproduce ~Shitlocks are cool for awhile, but then they fade out of style Lance's Agenda ~Pretty flowers everywhere ~Everything is the color purple ~Dirk is God ~"Poo Foo" would be the new greeting instead of "Hello" ~Dark brown roots must show at all times ~You cannot dance in accordance with rhythm--dance to your own beat
Bow to your new gods... *NSYNC!! Muhahahaha! |