>I bet condoms would make good waterproof hats
>All birds can fly, but not if they don't have wings
>I'm kinda faded but I feel alright
>Purple is a good color
>Someday I hope all the children of the world can sleep over at my house
>If *Nsync was a box of chocolates, I'd be busy eating all day
>Rainbows will appear after blizzards
>If you like people as the same sex as you, others will think you're cool
>If you take the "B" off my last name, I'd be Lance Ass
>Flowers are pretty
>When applying eyeliner, remember--less is always more
>If straight is 5 and homo is 6 then that must make me 7
>QT from 2ge+her is hot, I would like to...uh never mind
>Even without gel my hair is pointy
>If I could be any super hero I would be Wonder Woman cuz she has a cool outfit
>Hey, that a cool idea; I can be Wonder Woman and Joey is my Superman, and together we fight crime and have sex
>Labs are not evil places; I spent the first 18 years of my life there, and it was pretty good except for the beatings and electroshock
>Why can't we all just get along??
>God, I need laid so bad
>I'm quitting *Nsync and joining Steps--my nickname can be L for Loser
>My parents get paid for acting like they like me
>Look at me, I'm Lancey B!
>Dolphins ROCK!!!
>Eminem--he can melt in my mouth, not in my hands
>Lance Bass=Nice Ass
>Shiny things are cool
>I'm SUPER!! Thanks for asking!!
>Remember, your high heels should always match your purse
>ME + JOEY = ALBINO MEATBALLS
>My name backwards is Ecnal Ssab
>Pantyhose are fun to play with
>Oh, Joey you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind!!
>Fire engines are red
>Bunnies should only have two feet and have four ears
>Lalalalala...lalalalalala
>I'm a loser
>I have no friends, so I talk to my fuzzy slippers
>If I dye my hair blue, it'll look good.
>Caboodles are a good way to organize your makeup and accesories.
>Joey is so hot he makes my teeth sweat.
>Ferrets are cool!
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