*Lance becomes the heartthrob of *Nsync and Justin is known as "that other blonde one"
*Chris has nothing to make fun of
*JC's weight sky-rockets to 105 pounds
*Joey becomes sick of being the "FAT ONE" and becomes anorexic
*Justin realizes he's white
*Lance's IQ climbs to 62
*The boys decide pop isn't for them and come out with a classical album
*Joey declares his celibacy
*In concert--hip-hop dancing is out, Riverdance is in
*The boys trade in their baggy clothes for all spendex outfits
*Lance admits he's straight
*Chris lets the world know--he is best friends with Lance
*Nsync topples from their status of top boy band, being replaced by LFO
*Justin decides blondes do not have more fun, so he dyes his hair black and straightens it, then gets brown contacts
*Eminem, in his suicide note, admits to being a huge *Nsync fan
*Chris decides to put those God-awful shitlocks back in his hair
*JC decides to quit *Nsync and join the Backstreet Boys
*The boys stop making regular videos, opting instead for more "grown-up" porn features
*It is discovered Lance has a fan
*Joey becomes sick of women and flirting and takes up knitting as his new hobby
*Justin realizes all the pelvic thrusts aren't necessary
*Joey sounds intelligent while talking
*Lance; This month's centerfold in Playgirl
*No more hair gel
*Joey reveals he is a virgin
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