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None of these names are real, but we think some COULD be their aliases

BOND GIRL NAMES
Justin: Honey Katcher
Joey: I. Luva Pussee
Chris: Fun. L. Kake
Lance: Aree Tard
JC: Off D. Wall

WU-TANG NAMES
Justin: Lady Killin Beat Boy
Joey: Hoagie Guzzlin Club Rocka
Chris: Wild-Haired Bass Killa
Lance: Misunderstood Ferret
JC: Lyrical Crack Fiend

AOL SCREEN NAMES
Justin: PrettyGhettoBoy
Joey: Meatballs69
Chris: IheartBusta
Lance: IfeelPretty
JC: Crack4me

WWF NAMES
Justin: Timby 2 Hottie
Joey: Big Poppa Meatball
Chris: BustaTaker
Lance: Albino Heat
JC: Grandmaster Sexy Chasez

PORN STAR NAMES
Justin: I.L. Rideu
Joey: Stallie Onn
Chris: Gid D. Up
Lance: Red. E. Foranal
JC: Buck Naked

SPICE GIRL NAMES
Justin: Ghetto Spice
Joey: Superman Spice
Chris: Suicide Spice
Lance: Poo Foo Spice
JC: Hypodermic Spice

STAR WARS NAMES
Justin: Luke Skywalker
Joey: Jabba the Hut
Chris: Ewok
Lance: Princess Leia
JC: Han Solo

JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR NAMES
Justin: Peter
Joey: King Herod
Chris: Judas Iscariot
Lance: Mary Magdalene
JC: Jesus (his initals would be JC, get it??)