~Kick Lance out
~No Strings Attached Naked Tour 2000
~Make Justin take English lessons
~Tame Joey's meatballs
~Take away JC's crack and give it to the needy
~Anything we want...Hell, we're *Nsync remember??
~Beat Lance on a daily basis, just to keep him in line
~Wifebeaters and tight jeans...ALWAYS
~Get a brush and finally brush our hair
~Have fun with Joey's hair--different colors everyday
~Backstage passes to all the hometown girls
~Get a good look at Chris's trouser snake
~New songs would be on the concert list: Back That Azz Up, Baby Got Back, Do Me, and I Wanna Sex You Up
~We'd also start doing solos in concert: JC sings "Cocaine," Joey sings "My Perrogative," Lance sings "Loser," Justin sings "Where my niggaz at?," and Chris sings "Caught Out There"
~The new video is in the style of D'angelo's "Untitled (How Does It Feel)"
~Once and for all, take out the Backstreet Boys
~Water-battles!!
~Meatballs for everyone!!
~No more teeny-boppers; all girls must be legal (or close to it)
~The Meatball Waiver would be a permenant fixture
~No more tight clothes for Lance
~Daily spankings sound like fun
~Tie a rope 'round Lance, hang him from the ceiling, and beat his ass pinata-style
~Play a game: JUMP ON JOEY!!
~Lots and lots of football with Chris: but let HIM tackle US
~Replace JC's crack with baking soda and watch him go nuts when he figures it out
~Have fun putting Justin's hair in cornrows
~Mud-wrestling sounds cool
~Lots of massages after concerts--you know, to loosen up muscles and stuff
~Throw toliet water at Lance
~Nightly naked time
~Reattach Chris' shitlocks in the middle of the night and see if he flips out when he wakes up |
