Workout Schedule For Today
Wake up and grab the nearest hypodermic needle, which is breakfast.
After my breakfast has taken affect, I attempt to fly off the roof of my house.
After a trip to the emergency room, I am fine.
I then begin to feel my breakfast's effect of it again, and I pretend I am rubberman and bounce off the walls.
After another trip to the emergency room, this time with a concussion. After a CAT scan, I'm ready to go again!
I then begin my daily bench pressing routine. Joey stole
my weights and ate them, so I guess I'll have to use Lance. Although Lance seems to enjoy my hands on him a little too much.
Do all the "Sweating to the Oldies" tapes by Richard
Simmons. It makes me work harder looking at all the fat
people dancing around to my favorite songs.
Go running down my street. As all the fans start chasing
after me, scream for Joey so he'll rescue me from all the legal hoes that are chasing after me.
Eat 20 Happy Meals from the local Mickey D's.
Take a whole box of laxatives.
To work off any remaining food in my system, start workout routine:
~500 jumping jacks
~Run 25 miles with Joey strapped to my back along with
his food bag and 2 hoes.
Pass out and lay in a pool of my own vomit.
Wake up, smell vomit, pass out again.
Come to and chug a bottle of Jack Daniels along with my needle friend.
Pass out again, this time I do not wake up till the next day.
JC on cloud 9
JC on his crack high...